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I.V. League... A Pretty Astounding Hangover-Cure Prescription

By Urban Daddy, Urban Daddy August 22, 2014

 
I.V. League... A Pretty Astounding Hangover-Cure Prescription

Name:The I.V. Doc, arriving in LA next Friday.

Active Ingredients:An online network of medical professionals ready to resuscitate you with an IV of hydrating fluids with anti-nausea and anti-pain medications... immediately. At your place.

Purpose:Reversing the effects of extensive late-night experiments with fernet and tequila.

Uses:Regained sentience; increased mobility; dawning ability to manage any damage control related to what happened in your phone the previous evening.

Warnings:After placing your online order to “Cleanse,” “Refresh,” “Revive” or “Detox,” there will be a quick consultation call from a doctor first. “Help” and “ugh” seem like acceptable responses to anything they ask.

Other Information:After that, the nearest medically competent individual will rush to your door ASAP for a 30-minute treatment.

Side effects may include a newfound ability to brunch.

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What Our Customers Say

“You guys saved me today! I had food poisoning, and was up all night. I ordered Revive and now I am about to close my second deal today! Thank you, thank you, thank you!”

- Robert, Manhattan

“For those asking if The I.V. Docs services are worth it, the answer is a big fat YES! Thanks for bringing me back to life!”

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Friends from Chicago

“THANK YOU!!!!! I was able to go home for Father's Day without feeling ill AND I was able to stuff my face with filet mignon which would not have been possible without you guys!! Thanks again!”

- Kat, NYC

“It was amazing. Nurse was great. Within the hour I felt like a bull.”

- Sean, Manhattan

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- Tracy, San Francisco

“Thanks... I'm feeling great!! You guys saved my vacation and my life. I can't thank you enough.”

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- Samantha, San Francisco

Results may vary.

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