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I.V. League... A Pretty Astounding Hangover-Cure Prescription

By Urban Daddy, Urban Daddy August 22, 2014

 
I.V. League... A Pretty Astounding Hangover-Cure Prescription

Name:The I.V. Doc, arriving in LA next Friday.

Active Ingredients:An online network of medical professionals ready to resuscitate you with an IV of hydrating fluids with anti-nausea and anti-pain medications... immediately. At your place.

Purpose:Reversing the effects of extensive late-night experiments with fernet and tequila.

Uses:Regained sentience; increased mobility; dawning ability to manage any damage control related to what happened in your phone the previous evening.

Warnings:After placing your online order to “Cleanse,” “Refresh,” “Revive” or “Detox,” there will be a quick consultation call from a doctor first. “Help” and “ugh” seem like acceptable responses to anything they ask.

Other Information:After that, the nearest medically competent individual will rush to your door ASAP for a 30-minute treatment.

Side effects may include a newfound ability to brunch.

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From Our Customers

From Our Customers

“I feel like a new woman. Your staff was excellent thank you so much!”

- Tracy, San Francisco

Results may vary.

“You guys saved me today! I had food poisoning, and was up all night. I ordered Revive and now I am about to close my second deal today! Thank you, thank you, thank you!”

- Robert, Manhattan

Results may vary.

“Helped me out tremendously... Saved my visit!””

- Samantha, San Francisco

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“Thanks... I'm feeling great!! You guys saved my vacation and my life. I can't thank you enough.”

- Stacy, Colorado

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“You can’t afford to be sick in NYC… Thank you!!!”

- George, Dallas

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“At my office at 9, trading by 9:30…Saviors!”

- John, Brooklyn

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“Recovery is just as important as training, The I.V. Doctor cut my recovery time in half.”

- Mike, Los Angeles

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“B12!! Weight loss, energy, focus! See you next week.”

- Rachel, NYC

Results may vary.

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