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I.V. League... A Pretty Astounding Hangover-Cure Prescription
By Urban Daddy, Urban Daddy August 22, 2014
Name:The I.V. Doc, arriving in LA next Friday.
Active Ingredients:An online network of medical professionals ready to resuscitate you with an IV of hydrating fluids with anti-nausea and anti-pain medications... immediately. At your place.
Purpose:Reversing the effects of extensive late-night experiments with fernet and tequila.
Uses:Regained sentience; increased mobility; dawning ability to manage any damage control related to what happened in your phone the previous evening.
Warnings:After placing your online order to “Cleanse,” “Refresh,” “Revive” or “Detox,” there will be a quick consultation call from a doctor first. “Help” and “ugh” seem like acceptable responses to anything they ask.
Other Information:After that, the nearest medically competent individual will rush to your door ASAP for a 30-minute treatment.
Side effects may include a newfound ability to brunch.
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