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I.V. League... A Pretty Astounding Hangover-Cure Prescription
By Urban Daddy, Urban Daddy August 22, 2014
Name:The I.V. Doc, arriving in LA next Friday.
Active Ingredients:An online network of medical professionals ready to resuscitate you with an IV of hydrating fluids with anti-nausea and anti-pain medications... immediately. At your place.
Purpose:Reversing the effects of extensive late-night experiments with fernet and tequila.
Uses:Regained sentience; increased mobility; dawning ability to manage any damage control related to what happened in your phone the previous evening.
Warnings:After placing your online order to “Cleanse,” “Refresh,” “Revive” or “Detox,” there will be a quick consultation call from a doctor first. “Help” and “ugh” seem like acceptable responses to anything they ask.
Other Information:After that, the nearest medically competent individual will rush to your door ASAP for a 30-minute treatment.
Side effects may include a newfound ability to brunch.
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From Our Customers
“I feel like a new woman. Your staff was excellent thank you so much!”
- Tracy, San Francisco
Results may vary.
“You guys saved me today! I had food poisoning, and was up all night. I ordered Revive and now I am about to close my second deal today! Thank you, thank you, thank you!”
- Robert, Manhattan
Results may vary.
“Helped me out tremendously... Saved my visit!””
- Samantha, San Francisco
Results may vary.
“Thanks... I'm feeling great!! You guys saved my vacation and my life. I can't thank you enough.”
- Stacy, Colorado
Results may vary.
“You can’t afford to be sick in NYC… Thank you!!!”
- George, Dallas
Results may vary.
“At my office at 9, trading by 9:30…Saviors!”
- John, Brooklyn
Results may vary.
“Recovery is just as important as training, The I.V. Doctor cut my recovery time in half.”
- Mike, Los Angeles
Results may vary.
“B12!! Weight loss, energy, focus! See you next week.”
- Rachel, NYC
Results may vary.
Call anytime to schedule by phone:
844-843-4836
