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I.V. League... A Pretty Astounding Hangover-Cure Prescription
By Urban Daddy, Urban Daddy August 22, 2014
Name:The I.V. Doc, arriving in LA next Friday.
Active Ingredients:An online network of medical professionals ready to resuscitate you with an IV of hydrating fluids with anti-nausea and anti-pain medications... immediately. At your place.
Purpose:Reversing the effects of extensive late-night experiments with fernet and tequila.
Uses:Regained sentience; increased mobility; dawning ability to manage any damage control related to what happened in your phone the previous evening.
Warnings:After placing your online order to “Cleanse,” “Refresh,” “Revive” or “Detox,” there will be a quick consultation call from a doctor first. “Help” and “ugh” seem like acceptable responses to anything they ask.
Other Information:After that, the nearest medically competent individual will rush to your door ASAP for a 30-minute treatment.
Side effects may include a newfound ability to brunch.
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From Our Customers
“Helped me out tremendously... Saved my visit!””
- Samantha, San Francisco
Results may vary.
“You can’t afford to be sick in NYC… Thank you!!!”
- George, Dallas
Results may vary.
“I feel like a rockstar!”
Friends from Chicago
Results may vary.
“Love you guys! Woke up with a stomach bug and have a party for 50 people tonight -- thank you for everything! I am ready to go! Your team is so professional and so helpful.”
- Monica, Southampton
Results may vary.
“I feel like a new woman. Your staff was excellent thank you so much!”
- Tracy, San Francisco
Results may vary.
“Thanks... I'm feeling great!! You guys saved my vacation and my life. I can't thank you enough.”
- Stacy, Colorado
Results may vary.
“The best thing to happen to Chicago! (Go Cubs)”
- David, Chicago
Results may vary.
“It was amazing. Nurse was great. Within the hour I felt like a bull.”
- Sean, Manhattan
Results may vary.
Call anytime to schedule by phone:
844-843-4836
